Captains Vanilla Spoils

“Arrr, there be not a pirate alive who don’t crave the sweet, warm pull of vanilla, and this bar delivers it straight from the treasure chest. Rich vanilla with hints o’ exotic coconut smacks yer senses like a tropical breeze after a long voyage. Made with all-natural saponified oils o’ palm, coconut, and olive, plus shea butter to keep yer hide soft as a siren’s touch, this premium bar lathers like the calmest seas and leaves ye smellin’ like a captain who’s plundered the finest tropic isles. Aye, gentle on the skin, fierce on scent—just the way a pirate likes it.”